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Good game.

Pretty decent game. A little too easy. I would have made it to where you only had a certain amount of bullets for each color making it more difficult to get a perfect score. Also varying the speeds of the targets would have helped a lot too. A timer would probably made things harder as well. There might have been a timer, but I never noticed one so I assumed there wasn't one. All in all a good concept and the execution was fair. I would have just like to have seen it be a little more difficult.

Thorgaming responds:

I've added a timer now in response to this review, gives more of sense of urgency! Many Thanks

Nice 3D work!

I liked the CG video sequences, but the rest of it seemed kind of thrown together. I've played other room-style puzzle games before and they tend to blur the path a bit more than this game did. The zombie fights weren't to exciting or difficult. They more or less just felt like a distraction.

Hollywood already tried this...

..and it didn't work. The story is not well thought out, the dialog is horrible (especially the black characters) and the concept of watching a bad stick figure movie where you get to play small parts of it isn't that interesting.

Columbine calling...

I know a certain someone who is going to kill everyone at his school in a few months.....

Seriously, Big Gun is one of the worst songs in the AC/DC library. I don't care if it relates to your gallery o' weapons, it still sucks.

Why would I watch this slideshow...

.....when I can go to engrish dot com and see all these shirts and more. This isn't good. I'm tired of shitty animations being voted fairly high on the newgrouds charts because they piggy-back on funny songs or images of funny stuff.

Zerg-Ruler responds:

WoW! I think you missed the whole point... It is about spreading the Engrish love all over the web! Not just one place... Dur! ^_^ Thanks for the review even though you missed the whole point. But hey thanks for trying to sound like you knew what you were talking about for a second...

Madness

While this game seemed a little more fluid than Madness, it's still a lot like madness. That's okay though. How many damn dress-up games have been on Newgrounds in the past?

Oh yeah, one other thing.. In the bean game, you can just jump over all the beans until no more come out, then jump on either of the ledges on the side of the screen, wait for all the beans to follow you over, jump over them and they all turn into one bean. You can kill the one bean in 3 shots of the regular pistol and usually a bounty of weapons showers out from their remains. Repeat ad nauseum.

Cool

This game reminds me of hapland, only this one is much cooler and much more interesting. Not as difficult as hapland, but that could be perceived as a good thing.....your next one should be mutli-level.. That would be badass!!

We want the whole story...

The concept of this game is that in order to perform successfully as a fast food corporation, you must destroy the rainforest, use hormones and waste products in the cattles food, bribe polititians and doctors and mistreat your employees. In this game you cannot run a profitable business by keeping your operation small, focusing on quality product and worker happiness. So basically it's a marketing tool for groups like peta and greenpeace to show in a "hands-on" sort of sense how great they are and how bad corporations are. Liberal biased propaganda sucks!

Imagination Station

I liked this, but sometimes grabbing certain items wouldn't work right, especially if they were stacked. This reminds me of another "make your own" flash thing I saw where you could make your own picture using parts from 5 or 6 different animals. That allowed you to shift the layer depth of each item you chose and let you copy the same item as many times as you wanted. This would be really cool if you incorporated that into it....but enough of my talk..time to make another bot!

EXCELLENT!!!

This game really took me back. Wow! It plays pretty true to the old games that it is parodying as well. Good job!

Oh, and I liked the duck hunt thing too!
Nice way to hide it!

We walked along and talked along till we came to the levelest ground, then I picked up a stick of wood and I knocked that Boston bitch down!

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