rvdsm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sound like a girl?!]

YOU ARE A LIAR!!!

You put it on **THIS SITE, now didn't you!
DIDN'T YOU!!

[Blues Clues Boy]

I don't watch Blue's Clues......

..so I would have just ended it after the kid is freaked out. Why? Because I didn't understand what the hell was going on and it looked like the kid couldn't either.

jaymanimation responds:

well yah...to understand this you would have to watch Blues Clues...even if u just see 1 episode you will understand this

[Everything Is a Balloon]

Worst Balloon Evah!

He said "Sub-par" not "Superb".

kitty-and-meander responds:

Ok whatever, if your gonna reveiw be constructive instead of just telling me about a word.

[for nephew]

Happy B-Day!!

Let me guess: You don't have a web server of your own and don't know how to create self-contained flash files so you uploaded this thing to **THIS SITE so your nephew could see it..am I right?

btw..if your nephew is this annoying in person you should have bought him some muscle relaxers and a Valium instead.

[Chillin With Wolverine]

A day of tragedy!

I have to say, I was a bit skeptical of your club at first, but after seeing this movie and recognizing that it's the kind of movie that speaks to my generation, I now want to join so bad my dick hurts. I went to click where it told me to click to join your club when I noticed that there are important rules that have to be followed so not just anyone can join. This was a great cause of concern for me as I've failed these trials before. Would I make the cut? Did I have what it takes to complete your challenge and be admitted into the wolfpack?

After an hour of deliberation, I finally decided to take the plunge and click. I knew that the only way I would feel at ease with myself is if I met the challenge head-on. As I sat waiting for an indication that my progress toward becoming the newest member of the wolfpack was underway, I soon began to realize to my horror and dismay nothing was happening. I clicked again and again nothing. Frantically I clicked over and over, but still nothing happened. I began to realize that perhaps this was the test. Perhaps I had already failed and was too stupid to even realize it.

It took a lot of strength for me to come this far, but now I must accept what I am and move on. Maybe there's another club out there for me, but will they be as cool? I'll always remember the day the wolfpack told me I wasn't good enough.

[Space Duck]

Awesome!

That was kick-ass! Would you be interested in doing cover art for a band's demo cd, because I would commission some work from you if you did. Damn fine piece of work there!

[Groundhog Day]

WHAT?

I haven't seen one of these since 99. Nice to see that some things never change. Keep it up, Joe!

["Target Practice"]

I don't watch the news.

So I just found out about this guy and his animation. I watched it and don't find it the least bit revealing or surprising. Hell, a quarter of the submissions to THIS SITE are animations just like this one. Doesn't really mean anything.

btw, I would have put the name of this site above, but they recently deleted one of my reviews that just so happened to mention this very site by name. They said I was violating their rules of reviewing by listing a website name in the review. Go figure!

[Karate Fight [kinda]]

Problems..

One....There isn't one bit of karate in this movie.
Two....Since the movie was supposed to be about karate and it's obviously set in China (hence the Great Wall) why did you change the color of your AOL guy rip-offs from yellow to white?
Three.....I liked how the background changed.
Four.....What's up with the black thing on lefty's head? Does that mean something?
Five.....What is the blue thing that Lefty shoots at Righty?
Six......Are you going to make a sequel?
Seven.......What was the budget of your first film?
Eight.....Can we expect to see some big name appearances in the next one? Possibly Tom Cruise? Hmm
Nine....Boss wants me to review some crap. Baahh!!

TheTy responds:

thanks for the indepth analysis.

it seems like you took more time to review this than i did to make it (just kidding).

in response:
1... i know there's no KARATE in the video hence [kinda]
2... i never thought of the AOL guys when making this movie, i was just sick of Stick People
3... thanks for noticing
4...a headband, and it's gang related (not)
5... an energy beam Duh! :)
6... there Might be a sequel
7... $125,000 including supporting actor's salary.
8... We've talked to Christopher Walkin about Narration, but we can't yet divuldge his response.
9... Go to work!

thanks again
-ty

[Tut for beginners]

GGGRRRRRRR!!!!

Tell Dr. FlashFont to STFU!

If you won't, then I will.