rvdsm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How to make neon]

Awesome!

I miss that music. It reminds me of a time when **THIS SITE used to be a lot better. The tutorial we pretty good. I haven't made a flash animation in a long time so the newer features are lost on me.

Turd-Of-The-Week responds:

Good to see some of the "Good users" instead of these new sign-ups, who don't really know Newgrounds from back-end-out!

[Ikaruga Review]

So, how did it rank?

Although the name is Ikaruga Review, I couldn't understand a word of the review that was being given. Also, as a video review goes, it wasn't very interesting. I found myself trying more to listen, partially due to the bad text to speech voice and partially due to the fact that nothing of interest was going on visually. I would recommend adding more animation and just more to your movie before sending it to **THIS SITE.

FatBadger responds:

game is good...13 shits out of a possible 14.

[Moby Gets Ready For Bed]

Are you insane....

...or just a liar?

If you really did everything said you did in the description then you really need to learn how to use flash. I'm still convinced you're lying to make it seem like you put a lot of work into this.

superturbo responds:

Yeah sorry, I guess I'm insane and not a liar. That is exactly how I created this. I really don't know how to use Flash efficiently and that is why I am posting here - to get some insight from you experienced people and learn from you guys. Any constructive criticism and help is greatly appreciated. Thanks!

[Blues Clues Boy]

I don't watch Blue's Clues......

..so I would have just ended it after the kid is freaked out. Why? Because I didn't understand what the hell was going on and it looked like the kid couldn't either.

jaymanimation responds:

well yah...to understand this you would have to watch Blues Clues...even if u just see 1 episode you will understand this

[Everything Is a Balloon]

Worst Balloon Evah!

He said "Sub-par" not "Superb".

kitty-and-meander responds:

Ok whatever, if your gonna reveiw be constructive instead of just telling me about a word.

[Karate Fight [kinda]]

Problems..

One....There isn't one bit of karate in this movie.
Two....Since the movie was supposed to be about karate and it's obviously set in China (hence the Great Wall) why did you change the color of your AOL guy rip-offs from yellow to white?
Three.....I liked how the background changed.
Four.....What's up with the black thing on lefty's head? Does that mean something?
Five.....What is the blue thing that Lefty shoots at Righty?
Six......Are you going to make a sequel?
Seven.......What was the budget of your first film?
Eight.....Can we expect to see some big name appearances in the next one? Possibly Tom Cruise? Hmm
Nine....Boss wants me to review some crap. Baahh!!

TheTy responds:

thanks for the indepth analysis.

it seems like you took more time to review this than i did to make it (just kidding).

in response:
1... i know there's no KARATE in the video hence [kinda]
2... i never thought of the AOL guys when making this movie, i was just sick of Stick People
3... thanks for noticing
4...a headband, and it's gang related (not)
5... an energy beam Duh! :)
6... there Might be a sequel
7... $125,000 including supporting actor's salary.
8... We've talked to Christopher Walkin about Narration, but we can't yet divuldge his response.
9... Go to work!

thanks again
-ty

[Short Sweet and Sick]

Foamy sucks!

That last guy was a shill for Kiss. What a transparent jackass. Nobody's gonna watch that stupid-ass show. NOBODY!!!

If you actually watch that show, then you're the guy getting shit on by the other guy who's stabbing himself.

I dont' even know the name of the show, but it's probably stupid. I saw a commercial for it a week ago and nearly shit like the guy who was stabbing himself.

All in all, I'd have to give this show a big thumbs down. Gene Simmons has already had his chance with that stupid ass VH1 show and he blew it. Nobody watched that stupid trash and nobodys watching his new trash.

Fuck Gene Simmons!

edenscancer responds:

lmao

[KRAP News, Ep. 2]

I've got it!!

"Some Nerd" is you.
HA HA!!

I win the prize!

teh-octan responds:

SIR! I am offended by your suggestion that I use AmiPro. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY.

:D

[Attack of The Svankers!]

SVANK!

Armless Hitler skews from side to side, dodging giant balls of svank. This is either brilliant or genius.

Funkylikamonkey responds:

well i think it was both

[I Was Almost Murdered]

GHEY!!

Wait. Wait.
You thought your dog was a monster?
Weak!

Also, that's some crappy hand-drawn stuff there. I was expecting good illustrations, not scribbles on paper scanned in an moved around on the screen.

Matt-Merrill responds:

It's a fictional story, man... plus my friend wrote it, not me.

and the drawings weren't That bad, dude. I put time into them, and it is a cartoon, not a photograph.

Also, have you ever tried animating frame by frame on paper? That would take forever. that's why I just used cutouts of the images and tweened them for motion.