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[My US of Whateva!]

Not bad..

I usually don't like political animations because they kind of force the authors personal agenda down your throat. This wasn't like that at all and the song was funny. Everything about this move is good.

[DRUGZRBAD]

Okay I know where he got the cigarette

..but where did he get the gun?

I think the kid was a little more troubled than what he let on. He obviously was slumming around in that alley for quite some time in order to find both a cigarette and a gun.

I didn't get the drugs are bad part, but I guess they are. I think you've definitely illustrated the reasons why kids shouldn't hang around bums in the alley.

[Attack of The Svankers!]

SVANK!

Armless Hitler skews from side to side, dodging giant balls of svank. This is either brilliant or genius.

Funkylikamonkey responds:

well i think it was both

[The Fujis]

Clay and paper

I probably would have liked it a lot more if I were 10. I'm not, so I didn't like it. I liked the idea, I just didn't like the movie. If you didn't gear it toward small children, then I would be surprised.

[I Was Almost Murdered]

GHEY!!

Wait. Wait.
You thought your dog was a monster?
Weak!

Also, that's some crappy hand-drawn stuff there. I was expecting good illustrations, not scribbles on paper scanned in an moved around on the screen.

Matt-Merrill responds:

It's a fictional story, man... plus my friend wrote it, not me.

and the drawings weren't That bad, dude. I put time into them, and it is a cartoon, not a photograph.

Also, have you ever tried animating frame by frame on paper? That would take forever. that's why I just used cutouts of the images and tweened them for motion.

[Children of God ep. 1]

WRITERS!!!! HELLO!!!

Well I was into it at first, but then the diagram came and I lost total and complete interest. I don't even know how the movie ends because that diagram was so long and boring. Not to mention it was being read as slow as a kid with down syndrome.

[Marios song]

Kindergarten for retards!!

What the hell is with all these reviews saying this animation is good? It's like appreciation day at the retard house!

With that said, Kung Fu Fighting is a stupid-ass song, no matter what context it is put in. Mario singing Kung-Fu Fighting is just as stupid. Besides, the animation consisted of three or four different facial expressions on Mario and blinking eyes. No effort means no score.

[TNT: Watch me Explode...]

Come the fuck on!!

Okay, so it's an animation where you draw a picture for what is being described in the song TNT by AC/DC.

- guy on tv riding in the sunset on what looks to be a tractor
- text indicating women to left (with arrows)
- text indicating women to right (with arrows)
- play gun with pop-out flag
- no knife
- dynamite
- guy with boxing gloves
- etc.

[Undertaker's Secret]

Wrestling sucks!

I thought it was going to be a movie about undertakers, not the damn wrestler. I guess it's an inside joke or something, I don't get it. The crowd having a synchronized epileptic seizure was funny though.

[PSA: SMOKING]

The era of silent film is over.

So much for the message, whatever it was supposed to be. I couldn't hear anything. Just a bunch of random violence. snore.....