rvdsm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Why poking eggs isn't fun]

Go poke an egg!!!

Not good at all. Contrived suspense and lame punchline. Tell a better story, damn it!!

[Noodles on my Back]

What a hippo!

This animation is priceless! Keep it up because you definitely have a future in this sort of stuff....

[nightShift: a true story]

OH MY GOD!!!

What horror! I can't believe that happened to someone you know. I would have literally shit!

[The Billy Goats Gruff]

Goats and a troll, some stuff happens, the end.

I like crazy random animations, but this animation was a setup for a story that didn't go anywhere and then just dissolved into random nothingness. I thought the build-up was going to lead to something better that how you chose to end it.

[Where do clams come from]

I'm bleeding for now reason!

There were at least 2 or 3 times I thought someone in the movie was bleeding. The main character, the tree, the bag, the girl. Weird use of color.

Anyway, what the hell does this movie have to do with clams? Why are the clams even a part of this thing? I'm just confused...

[Safety At work.]

Safety Dance

This movie needed more bad english-translated dialog. Other than that, it was pretty good. OH NOES!!!! HA HA!!!

[Food Pyramid Song]

Good Learnin'

The food pyramid rocks! Awesome movie and music.

[TMNT: REBEL 2]

Good art..

Unfortunately the story is crap, even if it is randomness, it's not good randomness. The best part was when one of the turtle's head flew off for no reason. The rest wasn't really funny at all. . . .

[Metal Gear Awesome]

Kick ass!!

I loved DBZ in a nutshell and this is just as funny. I'm going to watch it again now!

[AHTM3 Trailer: Kill Billy]

MAKE MORE MOVIES!!!

ARFENHOUSE!!!
Newgrounds has been sucking lately, outside of bitey and a few others. I ORDER you to not only finish this movie, but to make even more!!! That's right! You heard what I said...